How’s your weight? Struggling with the extra pounds? Always hungry? Try cocaine, MCAT, meth or a newly formed chemical. Before you know you’ll be up all weekend and you won’t be able to eat for days. And if the mad with it life style isn’t for you, a wee sniff a day keeps the cake urges away. What about adding alcohol to the mix too? The fermentation process going on in your tummy will leave food making you nauseaous for at least 72 hours after consumption.
Feeling the lethargy? Freebase instead. Pretty soon you’ll be a jibbering wreck. Hell, any stimulant taking in short high doses will relieve the discomfort of always wanting your bed with the nice pillows and fluffy duvet.
Tired of having pretty hair? Lushious locks and porcelain skin? Give yourself a healthy dose of ice. Watch the years pile on in months. You’ll ago so quickly your life could go by in 10 years.
What about that slim figure? Do you wish you had curves? Try benzos, hell mix it with caffiene, you’ll be bloated for weeks. A healthy dose of Xanax and prescription anti depressants will help you pile on the pounds.
Tired of your fixation with having a clean house? Food in the fridge? Somewhere to be in the morning? Friends and family who partake in normal life? Take drugs. Before you know it, you just won’t care anymore.
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